Me and my famous band

For a long time I've wanted to be in a famous band, but for unusual reasons. It's never been so that I could get lots of money or girls or fame. It's for stupid reasons, like the little things that I would want to put in our liner notes, or the respectful way in which I would treat stadium personnel at our shows, or the album that I would release where all of the songs would be about small woodland creatures.

Lately, I've wanted to be in a famous band so that all of our music videos could be shot-for-shot remakes of 80s music videos. The first one would be Journey's "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)".

Famous bands should either be as fun and clever as me or stop hogging all the famous band action.