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The benefits and disadvantages of having graduated from Divinity School, from a secretarial perspective.
Benefits:
I can type the following words very quickly. They practically roll off the fingers:
Christian
Catholicism
Soteriology
Catechesis
Apostolic
Ecclesiology
Epistemology
Transubstantiation
Clarinet
Disadvantages:
Whenever I type the name "Chris," there's a 75% chance that out of habit I accidentally continue on and type "Christ".
Anyway, that's the reason that the DSI Artistic Committee now consists of myself, Zach, and Christ.
And that is the reason for the upcoming 6 month run of Salvationprov.
Benefits:
I can type the following words very quickly. They practically roll off the fingers:
Christian
Catholicism
Soteriology
Catechesis
Apostolic
Ecclesiology
Epistemology
Transubstantiation
Clarinet
Disadvantages:
Whenever I type the name "Chris," there's a 75% chance that out of habit I accidentally continue on and type "Christ".
Anyway, that's the reason that the DSI Artistic Committee now consists of myself, Zach, and Christ.
And that is the reason for the upcoming 6 month run of Salvationprov.
posted by Bret at 8:30 PM
1 Comments:
In elementary school the stadardized test answer sheet on which we had to bubble in our names was not prepared to deal with a name as substantial as mine, meaning for six years all my Metropolitan Achievement Test and Iowa Achievment Test scores came to "Christ J. Conklin."
As for Salvationprov, since it's basically 55 minutes of oxygen deprivation in a baptismal font, it will no doubt be the highest grossing show in the history of theater.
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